This actually isn't my post for today, but "Wow, that was awkward" had a fantastic, non-Festivus suggestion to counteract yesterday's little mean girl fest, which is to dole out anonymous praise. And so, here we go. Some of you actually are on this list:
- I am so glad we are friends.
- I am so glad we are siblings.
- I truly feel blessed to have known you, even for the short time I did. You just bring joy to the world (wow that was totally unintentional), and also, you like Harry Potter. YAY YOU.
- Um, not so anonymous - you have made my life richer by writing the Harry Potter novels. Seriously. My imagination feels alive when I read your books.
- Thank you for getting me through this semester. If you had not taken care of me, I'm pretty sure I would have failed out.
- You both keep me grounded. Thank you. It's not an easy job, and I very much appreciate your doing it.
- I respect you so SO much. Please let me work for you some day.
- Even though you're sad right now, I can't tell you how much I value our friendship. All I'm saying is, that even if I'm not godmother to your unborn child, I will treat it like it is my own little Catholic pseudo baby (ie, spoil it rotten).
- Thank GOD we met all those years ago. I don't know where my life would be without you.
- The fact that you wait for me every time, even when it's hours and hours, means so much to me you can't even possibly know. I want you to know I'd wait years for you if I needed to. Which 1. sounds vaguely erotic, hawt! and 2. means we'd probably be even.
- My life is better because you are in it. Also, funnier, snarkier, prettier, smarter, and in general, super awesomer.
- YOU ROCK!
- I wish I had your poise. Where did you get it? Can I buy it?
- I love how you (both) have taken me in. I feel so loved, even so far away from my family.
- Thanks for not you know, killing me this year.
- You make me laugh, every SINGLE TIME WE SPEAK. And that is why I love you.
- Every shot we've ever taken together has made me love you more, as if that was possible.
- If there was a way to adopt you into my family so we could see each other more (ie at holidays) I would do it. But that might piss off your mom.
- I think you are adorable, and if you became a lesbian, I would totally hook up with you, even though I am straight. And I bet it would be hot.
- You, more than anyone, deserve the merriest of Christmases and the happiest of new years.


4 comments:
Loves it--and it's awesome that the good list far outweighs the bad, right?
Awesome! Ok, now I do wish we were friends. Let's start now, shall we?
The lesbian praise made me laugh out loud.
I am going to pretend that ALL of those are about me. Why? Because 1. I want to and 2. this little girl didn't get a puppy for Christmas. :-)
lucky - ooooooooh yeah. definitely.
Wtwa - oh good. it's true, too!
arielle - they are! how did you know! well, your birthday is only... 11 months away? do you get presents for purim?
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